- @TLEclipse They're just jealous of your superpowers. #
- @MoodyLoner Hang by your thumbs, and… #bobandray #
- @cliffschecter O chalks up another abject apology. Bad guys of the world, prepare to be mollified with extreme deference. #Obama #
- @MoodyLoner While you're at it, convince my sister to stop using my Facebook wall as private email (under her g-kid's login). #
- RT @BradReason Boots Cats! Beefy Boot Cat Bees! http://t.co/1KrcqPws #
- RT @m_ethaniel L$250 – Clover's Kitchen Football Chip Bowl: Are you ready for some FOOTBALL? Clover's Kitchen is… http://t.co/MfWm05yG #
- @MickeyETC Probably a glitch, seeing chatter on it by somebody else. #
- Hey, followers! Here's a contest: who's the least convincing spambot? #
- Oh, yeah. "Flesh" tone. A color not found in nature. #ThingsWhitePeopleInvented #
- Oh, why don't Adelson and Ailes just pick a card or flip a million dollar coin? #thebuyingofthepresidency #
- Beware PMs from hacked accounts… #