Keith Thomson’s “Once A Spy” Reading in Second Life


KeithThomson SecretSpy will be reading from the book in Second Life!
Be inworld March 22, 6pmSLT at Lacamas Reading Hall, Pini

BookemJackson Streeter is hosting this event through Jackson Street Books at the Lacamas Reading Hall, and I helped set up Keith’s avatar as “KeithThomson SecretSpy.” I’ve followed Keith since 2004 from before the publication of his first book, “Gus Openshaw’s Whale-Killing Journal.”

Come hear him read, and we’re hoping for an after-party event TBA.

Author and blogger Keith Thompson will be appearing in Second Life to do a reading from his new spy thriller, “Once A Spy.”

Huffington Post blogger Keith Thomson’s wildly original debut, a darkly satirical thriller, features an unlikely, if endearing, father-son spy duo: retired appliance salesman Drummond Clark, who at age 64 suffers from Alzheimer’s disease, and Charlie Clark, a down-on-his-luck gambler who owes $23,000 to Russian loan sharks.”



Keith Thomson’s "Once A Spy", originally uploaded by Lelani Carver.

My House Is Missing, Got Milk Carton?

Second Life Blogs: My House Is Missing – Got Milk Carton?

I was in the process of moving things around and backing up my house yesterday (heard about asset server issues) and as I was taking the main building into inventory, it disappeared. It’s completely invisible, does not show up when I toggle Highlight Transparent , yet is not clickable or editable, and the walls and interior partitions are solid. The doors and windows were created by others and so they’re all still there and functional – which is good as I can’t walk through my invizibl wallz.

The parcel is group owned (my group), and when I checked the About Land/Objects tab, there’s invizibl primz there somewhere.

I was about to start building a new place from scratch anyway, and I just got the email about a Linden Home being available to me – is this a sign?

Well, about 2 weeks ago, I noticed some changes in my “home” region – land was selling and re-selling, the costs were jumping around, and the parcels across from my place opened up.

So I was going to buy the one that would have made a nice square with my 2 original parcels:

Cleared Land

And then I went on vacation, and the land sold again and was consolidated into a bigger parcel, in a size too large for me. I could only buy something up to about 716m before invoking the next level of tier payment. So I waited.

After returning from vacation, and discovering the land had flipped yet again, I logged in to find some new stores…

2 Sexy Stores No Waiting

Meanwhile, the weird landscape on the other side had also sold a couple times, and is now being marketed as a nice place with a moat and a view of my sexy neighbors’ rooftop playground. Joy, bliss, etc.

House For Sale, 2 Huge Rotating Spheres

And then last night I was tinkering with the house, which had been neglected while I was learning to make jewelry and wasn’t really as nice as it had been, and I was tired of re-aligning the joins and whatnot. I went to take it back into inventory after linking up everything and copying the fireplace to possibly sell… and it just went poof. Disappeared. It’s invisible, but the walls are there, and the doors have to be used to get in and out. They lock, so no one can get to the teleport pad that goes to the teahouse. Meanwhile, I bought another smaller parcel that came up for sale in Tintafel at a good deal, closer to the store.

Lelani Has A Sad, Do You Know Where Here House Iz?

And another giant store went in on the sim behind me, so no view there, either. At least I can see somebody coming from any direction, but I’m kind of in a sexy canyon now. Meh.

And now look at what’s for sale behind me (before their back wall rezzes) – freaked me out when I teleported home just now, but now I think it’s kind of surreally cool:

Over My Shoulder

And of course I got the email from Linden offering me a Linden Home… but I no longer qualify for it because I used up my extra tier to buy the new small parcel. Heh.

Is it a sign? Shall I rebuild near the shop and sell my original two parcels?

And darn, at least it looked pretty good for the party.

Ready to Party

Paradise Escaped

Lelani who? Yes, yes, I’m back. Finally returned from my island home, with armfuls of flowers for lei-making and home decor,  and some pictures of wildlife,  and rather a lot of delicious smelling hair and skin products which unfortunately don’t translate well to the virtual world that is Second Life (although I may try to create a store for them here). Oh, and I got some fun hair ornaments, which I believe will translate very nicely, and have lots of ideas for jewelry, island-style.

I wasn’t able to work much while in the islands, owing to a poor Internet connection and a slow laptop, but I did have a chance to check out the beta Viewer 2.0, which was… interesting, if a little challenging on such a shaky setup. It has potential, but I hear there are frustrations with building, search, and camera view.

In the end, my departure from Paradise was more like an escape, as there was a bit of a tsunami flap on . It’s a tragedy for earthquake and tsunami victims in Chile, of course. Please give generously to the reputable charity of your choice.

However, I can confidently say that given enough warning, a tsunami alert in Hawaii is a well-run exercise, with only the poor tourists needing a bit of direction about where to go and what kind of supplies to bring along while waiting for the all-clear.

Now that I’ve returned, I’ll soon be getting down to business with the shop venture, and get some of these ideas out of my head and into my shop inventory.

STEAMHunt From The Gents’ Perspective

Steampunk Hunt

“Steam – The Hunt” A Steampunk hunt starting tonight at midnight from March 1st to March 31st. Its 129 stores involved so 129 free gifts to gather! Anything from steampunk hats, dresses, suits, hot air baloons, flying contraptions, furniture…the list goes on and on. Steampunk/Victorian themed, just go to the starting LM shop, and look for the hidden gear in their shop (Sample gears will contain hints) Once found it will contain a gift and a LM to the next store etc..etc. Feel free to share the LM Smiley

Starting Landmark:
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Mieville%20Doyle/186/49/24/

Right, well.

Dhughan here, finally ready to splash out a bit and do my bit for King and Country… er, for Steely-Eyed Elf Lord and Region, as I’m currently residing in Steelhead Shanghai.

As I’m making my own way here, per Miss Carver’s instructions and expectations, it’s time to plunge in to the latest diversions of the new STEAMHunt, the very hunt that inspired Miss Carver to transform from shopping, dancing, chatting dilettante to… something a bit more creative and builder-ish.

To that end, it’s now time for me to “gear up” and go on the hunt for amazing and remarkable creations of the Steamy variety for this Spring’s version of that most excellent hunt. And I shall be offering my personal observations as I go, from the gents’ perspective as I understand there may be a bit more on offer with this hunt of interest to persons of that gender.

I shan’t have much use for dresses, frocks, or fripperies, but I am hoping there might be unisex items, at least, and shall be pleasantly surprised if there are such things as male outfits, skins and (dare one hope) hair.

My current appearance is subject to change without notice. Here is how I shall set out, but there’s no telling how I shall return tonight, as I am determined to wear my prizes as I find them whenever possible. And of course, cleaning up after oneself is only to be expected.

Dhughan: Subject To Change

Here I am, standing in front of my shop in Shanghai Steelhead, which is woefully understocked at the moment, a situation I hope to rectify in the coming weeks. I have not been able to work, having been on holiday, but before beginning I shall take just a few days to reacquaint myself with all things STEAMHunt in Second Life.

As soon as I finish with some minor tasks here, I shall set off to hunt… STEAM things.

Buggy? Maybe this was the problem

I heard from several (not all) purchasers of some of my party necklaces that the permissions were not as I had advertised, and that they either wanted a modifiable version or a refund. I’m currently not near my “home” computer, using an older laptop that wheezes a bit when running Second Life, so as soon as I got back to the laptop, I messed with my products to ensure that they were definitely set with the right permissions so people could either modify them, or give them to friends.

One Resident never got the corrected version, either – now that I put down to problems I was having with iPhone connectivity, but I should have verified that the replacement was actually received, how embarassing! ::blushes::

I think all my issues are corrected but I’ll have to watch this reopened bug report and try to avoid being bitten when I put out my next new product (hint, will have some authentic Hawaiian textures).

[#VWR-17467] Content being copy/mod, yet people unable to mod. – Second Life Issues

Re-opened as this is not expected behaviour and most definately a bug.

.When wearing some purchased items they will often appear to be mod/trans in both inventory and upon inspection.

.When you try to mod the item it behaves as a no-copy/no-mod item and you don’t get the red, green, blue or white resize boxes.

.If you unpack a second copy from the retailer’s box the bug reproduces for the specific item/s that was broken before.

.If you delete all unpacked copies and clear cache there have been reports that the permissions will be correct if you unpack a new copy, however this is not consistent.

.Requesting a new copy of the items from the retailer does not always fix this issue either the bug can reproduce on the same items that were broken before.

.If you drop or rez the bugged item on the ground, the permissions tick boxes will change from copy/mod/no-trans to no-copy/no-mod/trans.

Textures Coming From the Land of Aloha

Not able to go inworld much these days – currently have a very slow Internet connection and don’t have access to home machine and GIMP.  However, I’m gathering some textures while my typist is on vacation in Maui, you can be sure! Mostly they will be plant and flower textures, plus whatever else that is interesting catches my eye.

Getting lots of ideas for necklaces, pottery, and other wearable art while browsing shops and craft stands, too. There’s beautiful work being done here by local artists – lots of fused glass, painted silk, antique beads, and big batik floral graphics are typical here. I’ve seen a lot of chunky semi-precious stone and “Tahitian Chocolate” pearls and also freshwater pearls, too – sometimes combined in interesting ways. I’ve been noticing in my RL travels that women seem to like “interestitng” necklaces, too, and will soon be learning to replicate some favorite pieces owned by friends and family members.

Can’t do much inworld – I attended a fundraising event a few nights ago and could barely move, so building or working with tiny prims is not currently a fun and relaxing hobby, more of a frustrating chore. Also, it’s not so easy without a mouse (although I do have a wireless one around here somewhere).

I’ll be taking more pictures tomorrow, not sure if they will make their way inworld, but with any luck I may have some tropical fish pictures to add to my haul. It’s hard to photograph underwater because you can’t really see what’s in the frame very well. What with the underwater parallax (the refraction of the water changes the angle at which light and images take as they pass through different materials like plastic, lenses, air, and water again on their way through the camera). But with any luck I may have some pictures of tropical fish to play with, too.

I’d REALLY like to get a picture of a Jackson’s Chameleon, which is often found here, but that won’t be likely until a trip into the subtropical forest later in the week, on the “wet side” of Maui.

Just as a taste, here’s what plumeria (ubiquitous inworld due to their presence in the standard Library of landscaping shrubs) really look like. More of that to come, too.

Pink Plumeria

Here’s some Pink Plumeria…

White Plumeria

… and the more typical White Plumeria, which can be found in nearly every yard, every hotel and condo landscape. The trees can grow quite tall; I saw some fine old trees in Lahaina yesterday that were at least two stories tall.

Teabaggers Finally Googled Themselves

… and were horrified to find out what the main, original slang meaning of the term was (it involves dipping one’s “nads” in their partner’s mouth, or slapping them against someone else’s face to prove a point about dominance). Here’s the best (and longest) definition at Urban Dictionary; this link was making the rounds at an event Cafe Wellstone was running tonight to raise funds for charity:

Urban Dictionary: teabagger

Interestingly, teabaggers uphold an immoral, morbidly obese, twice divorced, draft-dodging, college dropout and known drug addict as their de facto leader, and are even known to advocate burning books. Of course, teabaggers fail to recognize the blatant hypocrisy within the GOP and tend to oversimplify all political debate and social issues, much like their pseudo-intellectual, fat-ass leader.

Finally, incredibly, teabaggers fail to recognize the hysterical double entendre associated with their proudly adopted teabag moniker.

Every village has its idiots, of course, but it’s sad when citizens of any nation allow themselves to be whipped into a frenzy en masse by a state-run propaganda machine masquerading as a legitimate, fair, balanced and independent news organization. Teabaggers are right to believe the future of the U.S.A. is in jeopardy, but sadly they have not yet correctly identified the real enemy. Perhaps when teabaggers finally grow up and mature into thinking adults, they will see the right-leaning power establishment for the oppressive and cunning beast that it is.

Down the Rabbit Hole

Check out this fun Second Life Machinima by Tensai Hilra and TotalLunar Eclipse!  As it happens, I was there, but this appears to show only Tensai and TotalLunar, perhaps just before the party. I’m so glad I went to this event; it was an amazing dreamlike experience – especially the “going down the rabbit hole” part. Except that I fell off the platform the first time, and missed the fancy stairs completely! So I went back and did it again, more slowly so I could watch the odd things fly past in the rabbit hole.

My business partner Dhughan lives in Steelhead City, but he was too shy, couldn’t attend, so I went in his place. I haven’t been to many events there but so far, the venues have been… amazing.  This one, for example, was a temporary “build” for the occasion, probably high in the air over Steelhead Harbor. I took a few photos, which don’t do the place justice. For one thing, the music was incredible, a combination of little-known pop gems, dreamlike vintage music, and wacky sci-fi/steampunk songs with a dance/techno beat (the best was the one about Doctor Who, actually). It was extremely funny when some Daleks suddenly crashed the party, but unfortunately I was too busy dodging shrapnel (they were rather ‘splody) to take photos of them.

I did take some of the earlier part of the proceedings, though:

Second Life Steelhead City Event:  Down the Rabbit Hole

You can see the sole surviving Dalek huddled fearfully over by the stairs; he muttered “Exterminate! Exterminate” unceasingly, but was up against an immovable object and seemed to be stuck. I rode on his head for a while, where his plasma ray plunger thing couldn’t shoot me.

Apparently, Daleks do not have a reverse gear. I did not know this… So if you are ever attacked by a Dalek, make sure it runs into a wall or something where it can’t do its signature 180-spin turn, and then step away briskly. They also are clumsy and tend to get irritated and shoot each other; we were dodging exploding Daleks for a while.

The dancing was great in the Cheshire moonlight:

Down the Rabbit Hole

I still don’t know how to remove the reflection from the glowing moon (and other light emitting objects); really need to look that up in the docs or the Wiki or the whacki-whosis-whatzit database so I know what setting to change on my camera.

Meanwhile, a very large school of flying steelhead were… flying.

Flying Fish Feathers

Beads, Mardi Gras, and the Superbowl: New Orleans Rising

Even I am happy about this: New Orleans wins the Super Bowl 31 – 17 against the Colts, best remembered as the guys that snuck out of town in the dead of night.

Got beads? Want some virtual ones? Check out my virtual store online or inworld in Tintafel.

Yes, yes, I’m pimpin mah beadz, but at least the setting is appropriate.

Mardi Gras! It’s this Tuesday – are you ready to party in New Orleans (or New Toulouse)? It’s time to earn your beads and go wild, girls and boys!

You can give or gift these beads to friends, copy them, modify them.

Photo taken in the New Toulouse sim.

Weekly Tweets 2010-02-07

  • Oh good, the blog-tweet thingy is working. 45 minutes on RL exercise bike at RL club, #completed Next: shoe store, then home. #
  • Oh good. My mouse just died, and the grim silence as my in-house geek works on the computer worries me. #
  • RT @MoodyLoner "RT @DanaHoule: I. Don't. Fucking. Care. If. A. Bill. Is. Bipartisan. Neither do voters. Just pass fucking bills." #
  • @ordinal Wish someone would tell that to Shazam and a number of other sites. I may have to smack WP's Twittertools with a stick. in reply to ordinal #
  • Not unlike what i plan in #SL by recreating lost treasures and homes that no longer exist. http://j.mp/b4INaU #
  • Need hone GIMP and Sculptypaint skills; still boringly sane there. #
  • 30 minutes on the recumbent bike #done 40 minutes until at least one IL incumbent #done #
  • @redwoodr Tend to agree, can make simple shapes, beads, and a rock. Hello, quality full-perms packs! in reply to redwoodr #
  • RT @Doubledown_InSL "ABC Slams FOX For Cutting Away http://digg.com/d31HTCJ" || FOX News: "We reject your reality, and substitute our own." #
  • Sang from 1557 (Tallis)… http://twitpic.com/119jcl #
  • …to 1881 (Faure) tonight. Musical time travel! http://twitpic.com/119jl8 #
  • @ordinal Dame Ordinal, ReportFakes tailing you, reported as spammer. Will revolution be machinima'd? (cont) http://tl.gd/6tjc7 in reply to ordinal #